Uh. I suck

So I was thinking that I sorta liked this guy (tall, lean, plays football, basketball, and baseball. Dreamy, right?) cause he kept on talking to me and whatnot. So one day he calls me over to talk to him but I tell him “I’ll just see you in class!” so I wonder what in the world he could ask. Is he gonna propose, is he gonna ask me to make him a sandwich. What could it be? So I wait till class and he asks “what are you doing this weekend?” I got so excited I almost punched a table but instead I said “oh.. Ya know. Nothing. Why?” :))))) right? Wrong. He said, “Oh well, Logan wants to take you on a date.” Logan, is his fat friend who did the truffle shuffle for a snickers bar………. That is the kind of male I attract. F my mutha fuckin life, yo.

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